Hugh Hefner Needs Cash

Could it be that Hugh Hefner's harem is finally crumbling around him? I think so. Not only are his girls leaving him, but it seems that he's losing cash, too. He'll do anything to rebuild his empire, even solicit hormone-enraged, 14-year old boys to buy a subscription.



I told Zeb to save his money when he saw this.

"Nobody buys Playboy anymore," I told him. "The articles are just not as good as they used to be."