A Real Man Weighs in on the Britney Spears Issue

Freddy Mercury -- Real man. Awesome singer. One of my personal heroes.

Lately, there has been much broadcast and written on Britney Spears' embarrassing performance at the MTV Awards recently. Much of what I heard and read spent lots of time both lionizing and defending Miss Spears' "weighty" appearance.

As I was taking my usual lunch time constitutional through the Flat Iron district of Manhattan a few moments ago, it hit me -- Why not let my hero Freddy Mercury do my talking from the grave. With that, I give you this:



Enjoy!